Beauty Flash - The ARK Derriere Facial – ARK Skincare

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Beauty Flash - The ARK Derriere Facial

Let's get to the bottom of this once and for all: the 'Derriere Facial' is not actually a facial. That would imply your face had something to do with it. Neither should we pander to the euphemistic use of French. This is a treatment for your arse, and you cannot be shy about it. You need to drop your knickers, step into those token paper thongs and lie submissively on your front. The therapist then gets to work, massaging, scrubbing, steaming and moisturising your cheeks with the level of care you might use to restore Michelangelo's David. Don't be shy - remember that spray-tans are carried out by total strangers, full-body massages often inch towards the nipples and bikini-line waxes are practically third base. Besides, it's worth the intimacy. You know the bumpy skin that waddles out from the edge of our swimsuit? This treatment smoothens out and perks up that erogenous zone just in time for you to hit the beach. Or, it must be said, the bedroom. Cheeky.